Shenanigans: 16 Going On 60?

How old do you think the woman on the right is?

While browsing The Daily Mail for some entertainment, I stumbled across an article about a 16 year old who married a 51 year old. I didn’t even realise that it was legal. You can read the full article here.

Now for a 16 year old, she certainly looks very mature. Not by five or six years, but possibly 20 or thirty. It might sound harsh but she looks like a pornstar who has had quite a bit of surgery. I don’t even know anyone around my age (early 20s) who looks remotely like her or has the same look of several years older. Even if they do there is some kind of tell tale sign that betrays their real age. Perhaps it is the makeup and lighting… I don’t know, I’m a man and have no idea what make up does.

Even the comments on the article all say that there is no way she can be 16. And that it is really creepy. I agree.

As a man with investigative skill I searched Google images for the girl, Courtney Stodden.
 There is no way she is 16. Not with a photo like that. It’s hard to explain… the eyes and the hair.

I call shenanigans on this one. The next mystery remaining is, if I am correct then why would they say she is 16? Well it could either be The Daily Mail being wrong or something, or possibly a publicity stunt for something. People have done worse.



2 thoughts on “Shenanigans: 16 Going On 60?

  1. I think the answer lies in his comment that he’s “being courted more” by producers after his marriage. Everything is about publicity. I wish them luck, they’ll need it. When their use for each other is no more, then they’ll move on.

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